Now sissified students have a place to whimper with dignity.
Of course, if they knew how long it was going to take to pay back those loans on a paycheck from Starbucks they’d have a real reason to cry.
University of Utah Installs a "Cry Closet"
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Somehow I think these students might find the Cry Closet itself to be somewhat stressful.
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They should put cameras in them and lock the chumps in for 5 mins. Then drop a skunk in from above and get a good laugh.
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They could decorate the interior like David Bowie’s spaceship in The Man Who Fell to Earth. Or, has anybody seen The Ipcress Files with Michael Caine?
How would you decorate the U of U “Cry Closet”?
Oh, and music: gotta have music!
multiple ceiling,floor,and wall-covering tv screens all showing different episodes of gilligans island at random speeds.
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Mormons have always been weirdos. Don’t want to bash them but sometimes they ask for it. Don’t even get me started on the golden plates lol.
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Can someone please explain to me when-and why-I went to sleep one night and woke up in Bizarro World?
And more important,how the heck do I get back?
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Honestly, wouln’t you think that they could cry in the toilet stalls like adult cry babies?
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in college our ‘cry closet’ was the “combatant room”. when we got hit square in the nose it made our eyes water…
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