“Yo honor, da school wrecked my hands and feet. I wuz doing my studies, diligently, I may add, per se, yo honor.
An’ dis aide walks up all in
My face an’ called me da n-word. I don’t want to say da axual word, yo honor, cuz it’s too offensive and hurtful.
Ize defended myself against da aides rage an i dids what I had to do”.
“Would the bailiff please go over and remove the shackles from this poor man? Don’t you know a victim when you see one”?!
“Would you like me to get him something, perhaps something to eat and drink”?
“Of course! Get him whatever he wants. And give him a ride home when I let him go in about an hour, okay”.
“He is asking for some crack, Judge”.
“I’m sure there is some over in the evidence room. By all means, get him what he wants or needs. And quickly, too. I don’t want him to sue this court for wasting his time”.