Rabbi Claims Yahweh Jammed John Earnest's Gun

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The rabbi of the synagogue that John Earnest shot up over the weekend is crediting his demonic volcano god Yahweh for jamming John Earnest’s gun. He called what happened a miracle.

NY Post:

The gun used by a hate-filled shooter to blast through a San Diego synagogue Saturday miraculously jammed after only a few shots, the house of worship’s Brooklyn-born rabbi told The Post on Sunday.

“One of the miracles was that his gun jammed after the first six rounds,” Chabad of Poway Synagogue Rabbi Yisroel Goldstein, 57, said by phone from his hospital bed, where he’s recovering from a gunshot wound to the hand.

Suspect John T. Earnest, 19, is accused of killing one congregant and injuring the rabbi and two others before the malfunction.

Goldstein recalled the man storming into the synagogue.

“I turned around instinctively and locked eyes with the shooter, who then aimed his rifle right at me,” he said. “I instinctively put my hands up to protect myself, and I was trying to save [congregant] Lori [Gilbert-Kaye]. But then he got his shots off on my fingers. He took off my right index finger and severely injured my left finger.”

Gilbert-Kaye, 60, is being hailed as a hero for diving in front of the rabbi to shield himfrom the bullets.

When the suspect’s gun jammed, two congregants — an off-duty border-patrol agent and an ex-Marine — made a B-line for Earnest, and he “took off,” the rabbi said.

With the shooter on the run, the rabbi turned his attention to his flock.

“There was a group of children playing in the banquet hall, so I gathered them all together and brought them outside. Meanwhile, blood was spurting from my wounds. I wrapped them with my [prayer shawl], and then I ran back to the shul to get everyone out of shul right away,” said Goldstein, a father of six and grandfather of 10.

“You wouldn’t want to imagine this. It was your worst nightmare, like being in Nazi Germany all over again.”

This entire tale that’s being told by these Jews is overly dramatic. Just like their precious Holocaust hoax where they went so far as to claim that Nazis turned them into furniture and cleaning products. I don’t buy for a second that the old woman who died threw herself in front of the rabbi.

But I guess we should expect nothing less from a group of Passover worshipers whose religious leaders suck blood from mutilated baby cocks.

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The gun jammed because it was either new, not broken it, dirty or he was using cheep rounds. If God jammed his gun why did he wait until 4 heebs were shot? Then again, God has a funny sense of humor,.

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I didn’t hear what type of “rifle” was used. Most deer hunting rifles are armor piercing.

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The moral of the story is to use a reliable gun and some quality ammo.

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i’m surprised that he didn’t have several pistols on him as backups. he’s young and so forgiven.

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that sort of makes up for the six million I suppose. Who said god doesn’t have a sense of humor?

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He should just have used the flamethrower.

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Can someone explain this…

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I wouldn’t doubt if he is somewhat Jew. Being European it’s probable we all are to some fraction. He has said the right things and not something a fake would feel. His manifesto really hit home with me. Unfortunately, I’m meant to carry one the race. I have two beautiful daughters to raise into clown world. If I had no kids I would seek an “Earnest” path as well.

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These people certainly have a propensity for making up stories.

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What kind of beast would not want to gas that old cunt at the top of the page?

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