Jews Blow Themselves Up Trying to Burn Smartphones

Originally published at: Jews Blow Themselves Up Trying to Burn Smartphones | Infostormer.com

This is definitely the feel good story of the day. A bunch of kikes in London blew themselves up after they lit up a bonfire trying to burn smartphones. When I first saw this story I laughed very loudly.

Independent:

Ten people were injured after a bonfire lit as part of celebrations for a Jewish holiday in north London exploded into a fireball.

Paramedics were called to a Lag BaOmer event in Stamford Hill on Wednesday evening, treating several people for minor burns after the blast on a residential street.

Video of the incident circulated online shows a large group of people crowded around waiting for the fire to be lit.

The bonfire, which was reportedly soaked in oil, erupts violently as a torch is used to ignite it, engulfing those standing closest in flames.

Hatzola, a Jewish volunteer ambulance service that responds to emergency calls in north and east London, said it sent a "mega response team" to the explosion.

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Jewish news outlet Yeshiva World reported claims by eyewitnesses that several smartphones had been thrown onto the bonfire after a Rebbe, a religious teacher, had given a speech on the dangers of the technology.

"It appears that the explosion was caused by fuel and not the smartphone, although there definitely were multiple smartphones placed inside the pile to be burned," it said.

Regardless of if the smartphones caused the explosion or not, I just think itā€™s funny that a bunch of retarded kikes blew themselves up. I hope they continue doing stupid things like this until their race no longer exists on the planet.

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mega
the Mega response team leaps into action.

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oy veh, itā€™s anuddah shoah

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HAHAā€¦Here I thought THEY were the intelligent ones and we were jealous and inferior of THEM. Calling these evil devices ā€˜smartā€™ is a paradox in itself. Maybe they no longer wanted to be tracked and archived by their fellow tribesman Fuckerberg?

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Yes, folks, Old Johnny got his daily minimum dose of jollies out of this one. Iā€™m laughing so hard, I might not be able to stand up for the rest of the day! Serves 'em right. Ha! Ha! Ha!..

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Warned about the dangers of technology, cause an explosion by burning said technologyā€¦

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But, but, i thought the Jews had a higher i/q. Thatā€™s what i was toldā€¦

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I heard that it was an Iranian missile that hit the fire.

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ā€˜Jews score the highest on I.Q. Testingā€¦ā€™ yet win these fucking Darwin Awards! :joy:

Iā€™m wondering if this will be classed as ā€˜a heinous hate crime committed by Anti-Semitic Smartphones at a Jewish festival in Londonā€¦ā€™ :joy: :joy: