Adumb Schitt is easily in the Top 5 Biggest Dirtbags of the DC Douchebag
list:
He knows it. We know it.
But what few people know is that Schitt has been in a few movies.
Two were gay porn and even I don’t know much about those films.
But I did catch a midnight airing of a sci-fi horror flick he was in:. He was the central star of it, actually.
You may remember it;
In it, he played a DC *Asstronaut who is sent on a secret mission.
*not to be confused with Astronaut.
An Asstronaut is one who is given special ASSignments going undercover in the LGBT community for the democrat party to figure out by intel gathered what it is that thebLGBT community is into and would give their votes for.
On oneof these missions, he contracts some weird new disease that causes him to begin a downward pattern of melting, bit by bit, away.
He craves human blood at this point in order to keep the melting process slowed down. He has lots of enemies, so since it is harder to find people willing to give him blood, the process begins to speed up faster and he gets desperate as day by day he melts away, and nothing that melts off of him will ever be reattached.
He is turning into a pile of goo.
At the end, the final thing that melts is his pencil-like neck. It snaps away sending his head onto the floor landing in a pile of goo that used to be his body.
Supposedly they’re working on a sequel
in which the pile of goo that is still Adumb Schitt, gets taken to Montauk and kept alive. And dc spooks get him placed in an election for Senator in California (the biggest LGBT Community on Earth) where is is favored to steal the election:
Sounds too scary for me and I’ll have to sit that one out.
But here is a poster for the original sci-fi thriller.
They call it a thriller, but I found it to be a rather charming precautionary take about the dangers lurking amongst us in the LGBT community and I think it should be shown is science or health classes in schools as an educational study. Definitely in Social Studies or Political Science Classes.
