Oy vey, goyim, we are a poor, persecuted people who were driven out of our homeland. Please let us into your countries, we are very good with money and will make you better off.
Goyim, we must enlighten you. These new progressive ideas will bring about a tolerant, diverse Utopia; a veritable paradise. Allow and encourage pornography, sodomy, feminism, transgenderism, mass migration, miscegenation, acid and knife attacks, sexual assaults and rapes, a Federal Reserve banking system, a ‘free’ press that is ‘coincidentally’ dominated by us, mass abortion, mass divorce, the trashing of religions other than Judaism, and new teaching methods that don’t involve learning by rote.
Oy vey, goyim. Forget about the fact that tens of millions of you lost your lives in that war - and in the previous world war. Six million of us were gassed, which makes it a unique crime, and therefore we have a right to Palestine and billions of marks and dollars in compensation.
What, you say there is no evidence? That’s because the cunning Nazis eliminated it all without trace, to make it seem like it never happened. What, you suggest looking up Occam’s Razor? That is an anti-Semitic fraud. There are survivors who will tell you how they escaped from the gas chambers. What, you say, some of them have been exposed as frauds, and the physical impossibility of the “extermination” tales confirms that all the others were either liars or dupes? But it was real in their minds!
What, you maintain there is no evidence that we were holocausted? That’s anti-Semitic and racist! What, you ask, is so bad about recognizing that all races are not exactly the same? Well look at what that point of view led to - the Holocaust!
Oy vey, goyim. It wasn’t just the Germans who holocausted millions of us. The Poles and many other goyim were complicit, and so you must all pay us compensation. What’s more, any suggestion that we didn’t suffer is racist, and must be punishable by imprisonment or fines. You also cannot legislate to stop us claiming Poles holocausted us, because truth is racism - er, I mean, politically incorrect opinions are racist.
