Originally published at: FBI Celebrates Diverse Gay Anal Sex as Country Falls Into Ruin | Infostormer.com
The FBI wants everyone to know that celebrating diverse gay anal sex is a top priority of their organization.
At the FBI, we know that diversity makes us stronger. During #PrideMonth, the FBI celebrates the contributions that our #LGBT colleagues have made to our country and our mission. pic.twitter.com/SqLY732mpa
— FBI (@FBI) June 1, 2020
They don’t care that the country is in ruin. Promoting the virtues of gay anal sex is far more important apparently.
Of course, celebrating gay anal sex is what this country was largely founded on. It says this in the Constitution. George Washington himself said that that without legalized gay anal sex, we could never be truly free from the British.
So even though our country is totally fucked with 50 percent unemployment and widespread riots, the FBI’s celebration of gay anal sex is totally understandable.