Biden Announces Strategy to Mobilize Trunalimunumaprzure

Originally published at: Biden Announces Strategy to Mobilize Trunalimunumaprzure | Infostormer.com

I had thought Joe Biden’s handlers were going to hide him in his basement until election day. Looks like I was mistaken as Biden is making campaign appearances again.

During one of his recent appearances he announced a bold strategy to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure.

BIDEN: “I’ll lead an effective strategy to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure.”
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— Eddie Zipperer (@EddieZipperer) October 30, 2020

I can now see why they decided to let old Joe out of the basement. This strategy to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure is a brilliant move and should net him many votes. In fact, I am seriously considering voting for Biden after this announcement. I am also quite confident that there are millions of Trump voters who are thinking of switching their vote after watching this brilliant speech by former Vice President Biden.

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Somebody’s been reading too much Finnegans Wake.

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Trunalimunumaprzure sounds like a new dementia drug. Biden is its ideal recipient.

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