Originally published at: Report Claims Kim Jong Un Executed General in Piranha Tank | Infostormer.com
The media is claiming that Kim Jong Un just executed a general by throwing him in a piranha tank.
North Korea’s tyrant ordered his death after he was accused of planning a coup.
Kim had a giant fish tank built inside Ryongsong Residence, one of his presidential palaces, after ordering aides to develop new methods of execution.
The victim’s arms and torso were cut open with knives before he was thrown into the tank.
Sources said it was unclear whether the general was killed by the fish, died from his wounds or drowned.
The researchers are believed to have come up with several execution methods designed to scare potential plotters.
It is believed they got the idea from the 1977 James Bond film The Spy Who Loved Me, in which the villain Karl Stromberg executes opponents by dropping them into a shark-filled aquarium.
Kim’s aquarium is filled with several hundred piranhas imported from Brazil.
They have razor-sharp teeth and are capable of stripping flesh from a corpse in a matter of minutes
Other execution methods have included blasting traitors to pieces with an anti-tank gun, feeding them alive to tigers, beheadings, hangings and burning prisoners to death with flame throwers.
Who the hell actually believes this? The media keeps claiming that Kim has used all sorts of bizarre methods to execute people who fall out of his favor. But there’s never any evidence offered proving that any of this is true. It’s always based on rumor or hearsay.
And look, this Piranha nonsense is definitely some of the goofiest shit yet.
But just look at some of these other execution methods they’ve claimed he’s used. Feeding people alive to tigers? Flamethrowers? Anti-tank weapons? What would be the purpose of executing people this way? There is nothing to gain from doing such things as it would only make the rest of the world think you are insane. And this is the opposite of what Kim would want considering that he is trying in good faith to establish closer ties with other countries.
This is all propaganda designed to make Kim look like an evil person. It is no different than what they’ve done with Adolf Hitler who they have falsely accused of killing six million Jews in fake shower rooms. It’s all a bunch of kookery.