Report Claims Kim Jong Un Executed General in Piranha Tank


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The media is claiming that Kim Jong Un just executed a general by throwing him in a piranha tank.

Daily Star:

North Korea’s tyrant ordered his death after he was accused of planning a coup.

Kim had a giant fish tank built inside Ryongsong Residence, one of his presidential palaces, after ordering aides to develop new methods of execution.

The victim’s arms and torso were cut open with knives before he was thrown into the tank.

Sources said it was unclear whether the general was killed by the fish, died from his wounds or drowned.

The researchers are believed to have come up with several execution methods designed to scare potential plotters.

It is believed they got the idea from the 1977 James Bond film The Spy Who Loved Me, in which the villain Karl Stromberg executes opponents by dropping them into a shark-filled aquarium.

Kim’s aquarium is filled with several hundred piranhas imported from Brazil.

They have razor-sharp teeth and are capable of stripping flesh from a corpse in a matter of minutes

Other execution methods have included blasting traitors to pieces with an anti-tank gun, feeding them alive to tigers, beheadings, hangings and burning prisoners to death with flame throwers.

Who the hell actually believes this? The media keeps claiming that Kim has used all sorts of bizarre methods to execute people who fall out of his favor. But there’s never any evidence offered proving that any of this is true. It’s always based on rumor or hearsay.

And look, this Piranha nonsense is definitely some of the goofiest shit yet.

But just look at some of these other execution methods they’ve claimed he’s used. Feeding people alive to tigers? Flamethrowers? Anti-tank weapons? What would be the purpose of executing people this way? There is nothing to gain from doing such things as it would only make the rest of the world think you are insane. And this is the opposite of what Kim would want considering that he is trying in good faith to establish closer ties with other countries.

This is all propaganda designed to make Kim look like an evil person. It is no different than what they’ve done with Adolf Hitler who they have falsely accused of killing six million Jews in fake shower rooms. It’s all a bunch of kookery.


thats what sane nations do to traitors


It’s so goofy than i don’t trust them, remember than in WWI they say than germans eat children. The press have always been the lugenpress.


It be a great idea to apply these methods to Zionists, the problem is that it’s false.


oh i know, but using their own lies one can prove their logic as an agenda and as a blatant double standard.
Of course in the west being a racial/political traitor is encouraged.


North Korea is definitely the best Korea. #NorthKoreaBestKorea


Those execution methods would come in handy for pedophiles and homos.


(((pedophiles and homos)))


Yemen do that for pedos too, victims can assist to there execution.


At least media are giving us good ideas, he ! he !


I remember thinking that the AA gun execution was probably BS when I first heard about it and this pirahna story only reinforces it.


LOL… yeah, i saw that article too and called, ‘bullshit’. notice that there is no confirmation that the story is true but they printed it anyway. where have we seen this before? supposedly many of these gruesome executions were public to terrorize his people so that he can rule by fear. if this was the case, there’d be a video of it somewhere because it would be aired on N. Korean news.

what this means however is that Trump and his Deep State pals are gearing up for WAR. Pence told West Point grads in no uncertain terms that they “will see combat”.


They should prepare themselves to the fallout then.


They fail to explain how the clever Koreans manage to maintain such a huge tank and keep these exotic fish so healthy.