Nancy Pelosi Says Mowing Grass Will Stop Illegal Aliens

kittenstormer 2018-02-23 02:43:48 UTC #1

Originally published at: Nancy Pelosi Says Mowing Grass Will Stop Illegal Aliens | Infostormer.com

Pelosi: No Wall Needed–‘Mowing The Grass’ At The Border Will Help

Nancy Pelosi is a genius. While Donald Trump has been talking about building a border wall to prevent illegal immigration, Pelosi has a much better idea. All we have to do is mow the grass along the southern border and this will prevent illegal aliens from coming into the country.

We should absolutely be spending $25 billion on John Deere lawnmowers instead of $25 billion on a border wall. This will fix everything.

My Daily Stormer article goes into this in more detail.

DrTeapot 2018-02-23 06:06:33 UTC #2

Wasn’t there a video game with undesirables of some sort, & lawnmowers controlled by the player?

Steve 2018-02-23 06:28:28 UTC #3

Tall Grass? In the river or in the desert?

Reichprinzessin 2018-02-23 06:28:40 UTC #4

Cheat code for Command and Conquer Red Alert where the ore was made to look like people and were harvested.[insert Hank Hill meme here]

Reichprinzessin 2018-02-23 06:30:02 UTC #5

Implying she doesn’t have beaners mow her lawn.

Steve 2018-02-23 06:31:26 UTC #6

I pick window number 4

Reichprinzessin 2018-02-23 06:33:09 UTC #7

Geography, history and logistics are not a strong point for any limo-liberal.

DrTeapot 2018-02-23 10:49:22 UTC #8

Wouldn’t it be more cost effective just to let the grass grow, & then to put up “Do Not Walk on the Grass” signs?

OliverRevilo 2018-02-23 11:07:29 UTC #9

Maybe old Nancy misspoke. Instead of mowing the grass, she wanted to say “sowing the grass.” I’m all for sowing the grass along the border - with anti-personnel mines.

ChristianSoldier 2018-02-23 17:05:41 UTC #10

Pelosi in her infinite wisdom is promoting John Deere products here. Is it any surprise that John Deere parts and a lot of the assembly is done in Mexico? When will these people actually be on the side of Americans for a change?

ZyKlon 2018-02-23 18:07:14 UTC #11

Beaners, hearing the sound of lawnmowers, will come looking for those high skilled jobs as leaf blowers.

somedaysoon 2018-02-23 19:50:00 UTC #12

I think I’m starting to understand what Rip Van Winkle went through,after he woke up from his 20 year nap.

When did the United States,Sweden,the Federal Republic of Germany,the Republic of France,the United Kingdom,and others,all decide to go crazy?

Heh. Anyone starting to suspect that some zhid made Rip go to sleep for a couple of decades?