The meeting was at Starbucks and was going really well until she expressed doubt. “Don’t ever say you’re confused!” The counselor had completely changed personalities when Pauline admitted she was undecided; from big sisterly to scary, like roid rage.
Pauline was visibly upset and was fumbling for some tissue paper and accidently knocked a bunch of condoms from her purse.
“Don’t worry about that.” comforted counselor Loren Greenblatt from the Jewish Transgender League, she helped her put the condoms back in her purse. “We’ve all been there honey, and this won’t affect your grant status.”
Their beefy hands touched each others, the counselor retrived a fallen tube of lube. She said “I bet you give great handjobs.”
“Actually I prefer anal.”
“Oh, that’s perfect Pauline. I was the same way before surgery, now, well you know. I think we can move you to the front of the list.”
Counselor Loren Greenblatt had her doubts however, and back at the Jewish Transgender League HQ she confided to the other staffers “She said she’s ‘confused’.”
“Oh no!” They inhaled in unison.
“We better cut that thing off before she backs out!”
Pauline’s father had worked hard to find her; he had been to numerous truck stops and public bathrooms. He looked around the shitty motel room. “Pauly, why don’t you come home for a week. Just a week. We’ll go to church, we’ll go to the baseball game. If you don’t like it you can go back to sucking cock. Pauly, your mother will bake you apple pie. The priest misses you boy.”
“I can never go back dad.”
“Why not son?”
“Oh dad!?! Don’t call me that! You know I’m a woman!”
“No son, you’re a fag. The priest thinks they can straighten you out with therapy. Come home. You can always go back to sucking cock, boy.”
“If you must know, I prefer anal, dad!”
“Son we’ll have you checked and fumigated; I’ve told the doctor all about you.”
“I’m thinking about surgery dad.”
“What kind of surgery are you thinking of son?”
Just then the door was kicked in, “Open up police!” SWAT rushed into the small room commanded by Counselor Loren Greenblatt, Jewish Transgender League.
“Incapacitate them boys!” She commanded; ‘ZzZzZzZzZZ’ instantly father and son spasmed and crumpled from multiple taser shocks. “Tell the hospital to get the operating room ready!”
They woke up sometime the next day, in the lock down ward of the hospital. Pauly/Pauline felt groggy from tranquilizers and sore from the tasers, with a hard piss woody. In the next cot was her-his dad, but was somehow different; he had on a ladies wig, lipstick, and nail polish. Pauline lifted up her dads hospital nightgown and exclaimed “OMG, dad, they cut off your dick!?!”
It looked up and said “You’re the man of the family now.”
THE END
