I don’t need no steenking gun, I have a convenient pocket sized spear.
Things are so out of control that Scotland Yard are begging the City of London Police for help, but I’m pretty sure the City of London have their streets well under control and are laughing at Street Shitter London and their Diversity Opportunity.
There is a list at the bottom of the article with a hoard of African and Pakistani names who have enjoyed the current boom in stabbing related events in London.
Saeeda Hussain of Stains
Bulent Kabala of Cockfosters
Lord Promise Nkenda of Canning Town
Balbir Johal of Southall
All good British names, it makes you wonder with all that home grown diversity why Harry couldn’t marry a good old fashioned English spear chucker? He might even have found one that wasn’t divorced.