Let me talk about a joke first.
One day, the door to the connection between heaven and hell was broken, and God immediately found someone to repair.
German companies offer 500 million marks, they guarantee the quality of first-class, every detail of the tire door is from the master craft, and they will send a maintenance team to do after-sales service, and free warranty for 5000 years.
God feels too expensive and refuses!
Hindustan offers two hundred million pounds, they will be built in the most cost-effective way, only to ensure that the door reaches the minimum level and quality.
God is still too expensive and has been hesitant.
At this time, the small E from China is willing to repair it for free, and still give God a billion.
God listened to laughter, and there was such a good thing under the sun.
The only requirement of Xiao E is to have the management right of the door of the “reincarnation” space. God has always been in trouble, and he has to give it to Xiao E to do it.
After getting the management right, Xiao E set the rules for the reincarnation.
The owner of each reincarnation soul will be charged an examination fee of 200 yuan. After about five hundred years, the result will be notified to you. If you want to apply quickly, you will have to pay another 1,000 yuan.
No matter who you are, you want to transfer to the heavens and pay 100 million yuan.
Those who have no money, how many good deeds you did during your lifetime will all go to hell.
If you pay another 10 million yuan for a VIP card, you can have the right to reside in the purest place close to heaven. If you pay 20 million yuan, Miss Angel will personally purify your soul.
As a result, every year, the small E can earn hundreds of millions of dollars, using tens of millions of dollars to bribe the supervision managers and paradise officials sent by God.
1000 years later, Archangel Michael reported to God: the whole paradise is full of “burning, killing, looting” surrounded by criminal and violent gangs. Day and night are full of rebellious organizations. “Love Cupid” is on the way home from school. The violent organization hacked to death with a knife.
It turns out that the reincarnation gate has made the whole heaven full of dark souls everywhere.
God just wanted to punish Little E, and Michael dragged him.
“My esteemed leader, you don’t know, after the small E made money, he built a huge fortress near the reincarnation gate, and half of the archangels were bought!” They became his people.
God is angry and quickly contacted his old enemy - the lifetime administrator of Hell “Satan”
Only when he said this, Satan was miserable, and this new reincarnation door has emerged.
There are good people everywhere in hell, and even the little devils are affected and will help the grandmothers cross the road.
All kinds of evil people are rehabilitating and reforming, and offering love and love in poverty-stricken areas every day. Do some good things and help people who really need help.
After that, heaven and hell formed a coalition. After paying a heavy price (half of the 600 million angels killed, Satan’s horn was broken), finally took control of the reincarnation door.
God wants to seal the soul of Little E in the deepest part of hell.
Satan refused: “Brother, I have lived for tens of thousands of years. I have never seen such an evil soul. You brought him to hell. In the future, will other devils listen to my orders?”
When God heard the truth, he destroyed the little E soul on the spot, and then promulgated the rules. The reincarnation gate was no longer allowed to monopolize and be “represented” by others.
Originally, this was just a joke.
But this joke, which reflects the darkest side of human nature, was actually staged in our real life.
In the place where there are Jews and Zhina, this joke becomes a reality that happens in your eyes.
I see these things happening every day and there is no ending!
