Global Warming is Causing MLB Home Runs

Leftists are completely insane and are now complaining that “global warming” is causing their team to lose baseball games.

Washington Nationals announcer F.P. Santangelo suggested during Tuesday night’s loss to the Chicago White Sox that “global warming” is contributing to the historic pace of home runs so far this season.

he was short on particulars as to exactly why and how global warming is helping the other team and not his team. apparently the winning team has adjusted their equipment and techniques to maximize the effects of global warming and use that energy to hit more home runs. this is the best evidence to date that global warming is real.

Santangelo’s puzzling remark came in response to a comment from play-by-play announcer Bob Carpenter, who said Major League Baseball was “giving fans what they want,” likely a reference to the wide-held belief that baseballs are “juiced” this season. The record for most home runs ever in a single month was crushed in May, and players are currently on pace to shatter the record for most home runs in a season.

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The world has always had constantly changing weather well before humans and well after us the world will still be changing. To think humans can stop the changing is by far the most arrogant thing humans can think. We are here for a ride on planet Earth and when Mother Nature says she’s had enough guess what? Nothing we can do will matter.

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