Chuck Norris in Hungary


Victor Orban hostes Chuck Norris in a sign of white, badass solidarity. how cool is that! the globalists must be shitting their panties. Orban is a self-proclaimed “street fighter” from a small town. he and Little Chucky Norris hit it off. hopefully other white countries will follow their lead.



Shall we begin with the Chuck Norris Jokes?
I’ll go first.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds 'till.” After you ask, “Two seconds 'til what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.


Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it’s to ask if everything is ok.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.



Chuck Norris’s mom has the mightiest snatch to hold that much of a bad ass.