Is Ted Cruz Human? The Senator Refuses to Answer

#Take the test, Ted! Prove it!!!

I suppose that the extraterrestrial reptiles would enable him to cheat on the test anyway.

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What a goof. He didn’t even laugh. If I was Cruz I would’ve laughed and said really OK I will take a DNA test to prove in human. He could have easily turned this around. Maybe he is one of them reptilian overlords. Lol some people really do believe in that lunacy like that flat earth crowd.

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No sense of humor. He is a lizard.

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Back in 2016 after the Republican convention somebody said, “We’ll miss Jeb Bush, but we will never miss Ted Cruz.”

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That wasn’t a booger, that was his soul trying to escape.

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I get the impression that Cruz does have a sense of humor, but then again it may just seem that way because he bears an uncanny resemblance to the late comedian Pat Buttram from Green Acres.

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